What do you never want to go through again?

being cheated on, taking her back, being cheated on again.

Clearly lots of this was my fault, but still, fuck that noise. Terrible feeling when someone tells you they love you and you lvoe them, and totally believe them, then they cheat on you and you catch them, and they promise it will never happen again, then you start getting suspicious, and catch them again, and confront them and they promise it will never happen again, then you are like, "ok I guess Ill trust you" because you still lvoe them and your dick especially loves them, so you take them back and start noticing signs of cheating again, but dont want to believe it, but finally cant ignore it anymore, and after you are sure they are cheating agian, you call them over and sex, and blow your load in her with no condom on, and then ltell them it was a mistake and make sure they take the morning after pill you bought, then after theyhave taken it let them know that you knew about the cheating and the reason you blew your load in her with condom was so she would have to take themorning after pill, which makes her feel very ill, thus ruining that day for her.

Petty revenge at its finest

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