What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done for a crush?

Bought her food, she got mad and said "what about my boyfriend?"

Didn't know she was dating.

Told her he's a big boy he can get his own food.

She called me a jerk.

Kinda already hated her BF as he made fun of my last name all the time, shot spitwads at me, usual faux Chad shit. Because he knows I'm passive.

He was 98lbs wet and I was 220lbs of man bear and sparred with the strongest guy in my class for fun. While the boyfriend would run like a bitch.

Upside two chicken sandwiches for me.

Bonus, her boyfriend stole my glasses, dangling them, she giggled and said "X sthap lol he can't see be nice" "oh can't see play on my last name haha! I will give your glasses back for a dollar!" as he held them over me and I neck punched him.

He wheezed and cried as I picked up my glasses. Told him next time I'm gonna throw him down the stairs and break his legs. crush was frightened how uncaring and cruel I sounded. She started yelling as I stood on her bfs hand with my boot, which had aluminum chips embedded in the heel.

Didn't get in trouble because staff knew me as the kind eagle scout who wouldn't harm a fly.

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