This one is real personal and a huge secret. It may ruin a few lives airing this but I've got to get this off my chest. A few years ago I was working as a griller in a mongolian bbq. If you're unfamiliar, you basically swing ten pound swords around all day in front of a 350-650 degree grill. I was cut and looking really good. Anyway, a new manager was brought in from a different store and she had the hots for me. She was petite, blonde and you could tell she was a complete freak in the sack from how she flirted with me. We were having a party at my friend geoff's place. Well, actually his parent's place, but they were out of town. She showed up and proceeded to get absolutely annihilated. She told me that she had a secret to tell me and beckoned me to geoff's parents room. She proceeded to lean into my ear to tell me, and she bit my ear and moaned, "Take me right now." She dropped her skirt and panties and asked me how I wanted her. I told her she may want to hold onto something. She bent over and grabbed her ankles, smiled back at me and said, "How's this?" I proceeded to bang my boss for about the next thirty minutes when we heard a noise from the closet. That's when Geoff's mom came out of the closet completely naked and asked us if we had tree fiddy. That's when I realized it wasn't Geoff's mom but actually five hundred foot tall and from the paleolithic era. God damnit loch ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy. We got dressed and ran out of the room completely mortified. That was easily one of the weirdest nights on record. We then went back to the party and proceeded to drink to forget what had just happened. We never did end up hooking up again. But that's okay, because later that year her hotter sister came to work and I ended up hooking up with her.

TL;DR: Hooked up with my boss in my friend's parent's bedroom. Naked mom came out of closet and asked to join.