A talent agent is sitting in his office and a family of 6 walk in, the family of 6 consists of a heavily pregnant mother, a father, a 75 year old grandmother, a 10 year old son, a 3 year old daughter and the family dog.
The father goes up to the talent agent and says 'We're looking for a job, do you have one for us?'
The talent agent replies asking the father 'We might have, it depends, what kind of act do you do?'
The father says 'Well, I think it's better I show you.' and with that the father goes over to his family and starts ripping off their clothes one by one, stripping them completely naked and finally taking down his own pants and putting on a condom.
First he goes over to his daughter and starts playing with her cunt, slowly massaging it to help lubricate her underage pussy as the grandmother starts to perform oral sex on his son while his wife (the pregnant mother) starts to finger the dogs asshole, causing it to shit all over the fall.
After his daughter is nice and wet and his son has cum all over the grandmothers face, they all swap partners and the mother stars peeing on her daughter, while the father starts fucking his son in the ass just as the dog has finished cumming in the grandmothers sloppy cunt.
The talent agent continues to look on as the father, finished with fucking his son goes and cuts the dogs throat with a switch blade, causing blood to spill to the studio floor all while fisting his daughters cunt till she also bleeds profusely. The mother and grandmother start rubbing the blood and piss and shit into their already cum soaked holes as the son starts sucking his own dick as they all role around in the blood, piss, cum and shit.
The talent agent says 'Wow, that's qu-' but is interrupted by the dad saying 'SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUH THERE'S STILL MORE TO CUM' as he begins to stick the dead dogs body into the grandmothers cunt while the mother removes the cum filled condom he had on with her mouth and then using it to suffocate her daughter while her son fucks her.
With the dog successfully shoved into the granny's cunt, he lets out a last breath and dies, shitting all over the already cum, blood, piss and shit filled floor adding an extra level of brown to the already colorful mess. While this happens the son continues to fuck away at the dead body of his baby sister but drowns in the sea of blood, piss, cum and shit.
Finally is father rips out the unborn child from his wife's cunt, killing her and the child in the process, sticks his hand up his newly stillborn child's ass and operates it as a puppet and saying in a funny voice 'TADA!'.
Silence engulfs the room as the talent agent looks on at the scene stunned. He finally breaks his silence and says 'Wow, that's quite an act you have, what do you call yourselves?'
The dad operates the dead child once again and says 'The Aristocrats!'
It was about that time the father then noticed the talent agent wasn't a talent agent but a giant prehistoric monster called The Loch Ness Monster and The Loch Ness Monster asked 'Can I have tree fiddy?'