I signed up back in 98 and our supply NCO was one of those guys who had been told by a judge "join the Army or go to jail" so of course he ends up in the Army. Holy jumping shitballs this guy was a shit bag, stole everything that wasn't nailed down and sold it on the very active German black market. Dude made so much money he bought a sick BMW, which of course no one questioned.

Anyway, the brass starts getting suspicious of this shitbag and after a couple of idiots from our unit got lost on a drill and ended up crashing their tank into a gas station they transfer in a new 1SG into our company. This guy was one of the toughest NCO's I had ever met, he went to Vietnam twice, Panama, Desert Storm. 1SG also had a daughter who was one of the hottest girls I had ever seen. I doubt she had cracked 21, but somehow creepy shitbag supply NCO ends up hooking up with her and they fuck like rabbits.

Now here is where the story gets crazy, eventually 1SG gets proof of Shitbag supply NCO stealing. What they didn't know was that Shitbag supply NCO was also a huge heroin dealer, and the night they go to bust him, he was in the middle of cooking up a huge batch of the stuff. A huge gunfight erupts and 1SG chases Shitbag supply NCO to the roof of the building, tackles him and they fall off. As they are falling 1SG starts pulling the leg of Shitbag supply NCO, just like I am pulling yours!