What's the one thing you wish you knew sooner when you were a teenager?

1 I pressed my face up against your mom's milky white ass cheeks. Stuck my tongue out and started from the bottom of her ass crack and licked my way up to the top. Poured some caramel syrup down her crack and waited at the bottom for it to drip into my mouth. I started spreading peanut butter on her left cheek and grape jelly on her right cheek. The I buried my face deep into the middle and started snorting and eating PB and J ass crack sandwich like a pig. After my snack I had to work off some of the calories so I went and grabbed a ping pong paddle and then I started practicing my form by smacking your mom's ass cheeks. Right hand back hand right hand back hand.

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