The best party story I know comes from high school. There was a freshman girl named hannah, her parents went away the weekend of homecoming and during the homecoming foot ball game she and her friends starts sending out texts saying "open house party at Hannahs: ADDRESS" homecoming weekend there was always big parties that went on so naturally everyone was looking for something to do and this girl was providing an option. So my friends and I, seniors, we go to the party. Its weird because its a freshman but we have nothing better to do but crash it. This girl has paper party table cloths on the tables with home made cookies put out and bowls of pretzels and popcorn, she thought she was prepared for what was going to happen. No one in this upper middle class suburbia could have expected it. It's a split level house and it gets crowded very quickly. It starts pouring raining outside but the house is jam packed so people are hanging out in the rain, getting drunk as the back yard is turning to a giant puddle of mud that is being tracked into the house. Theres a deck outside with a long wooden staircase leading outside that becomes the only way to get from floor to floor because the stairs are too crowded. People are falling all the way down the stairs into a huge pile of mud and coming back in the house, mud covered head to toe. It doesnt take long for all the floors to be covered in mud, i see someone throw up on the couch and multiple people sit down back on it before they realize. Everyone from the town was there, ages 14 to 22. I remember some kids all excited that they were at there first party with all 4 siblings drinking together because a party was never so big to include so many age groups.
Someone orders gay porn on pay per view, and to stop it a friend of hers tries to pull the cord out of the tv but instead rips the tv off the wall and onto the floor.
The girl, hannah, starts walking around asking people if they've seen her cat and telling them to leave because she's called the police. The police never came, neither did her cat. Everyone started chanting "ANNA! ANNA! ANNA!" She was crying yelling "my names hannah"
Guys who are playing beer pong are getting competitively angry and someone punches a hole through the wall, she goes in and yells at them to get out. The guys tell her to get the fuck out, slam the door in her face, and punch a hole in it.
Girls were upstairs trying on her clothes and taking things.
Someone shit in the top part of her toilet.
Furniture was being destroyed, coffee grinds were flying through the air.
Someone took her brothers turtle from its cage and put it in the freezer. RIP turtle, truely sorry i couldnt help.
I dont know all the terrible things that happened at that party and i'm sorry for her and her family, but that was some party.