Whose Line is it Saturday: [March 07, 2015]

Renora/Arkos:

Nora: But we aren't Together together.

Ren: ...

Nora: Ren... Are we... Together together?

Ren: ... Yes Nora. We always have been. All you had to do was ask.

Nora: cute, weird squealing noises

Jaune: If only a girl could ever like me like that he frowns

Pyrrha: Turns away from Jaune as a small tear falls from her eye. "I wouldn't be so sure that there isn't a girl who likes you that way."

Jaune: Like Weiss would ever like me.

Pyrrha: I'm talking about someone a little bit closer to you Jaune...

Jaune: WHAT?!! Are you saying that Ruby likes me?

Pyrrha: walks out of the room and slams the door hard

Jaune: follows her outside to their training area on the rooftop "Pyrrha. What's wrong?"

Pyrrha: I'm sorry Jaune... I'm just... Jealous of Ren and Nora. They're so in love and the boy I like won't take the hint.

Jaune: Why don't you tell him?

Pyrrha: Because he won't listen when I speak to him... Even right now he isn't listening to me.

Jaune: Is someone listening to our conversation?

Pyrrha: Hits Jaune across the face "NO YOU ASSHOLE. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!"

Jaune: "Pyrrha... That really hurt. I'm... Sorry..." Jaune embraces Pyrrha.

White Rose: Ruby: I... I... Weiss... What is this? Why are we kissing? Weeeeeisss...

Weiss: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HER. She's innocent. You can't show these things to this little dolt. How dare you?

Ruby: Weissssssssss.

Weiss: Yes? you dolt.

Ruby: Can we maybe... Try some of the things in here?

Weiss: OF COURSE NOT, YOU DOLT! I'd be taking advantage of you.

Ruby: Buuuuuut... I wanna trrrry.

Weiss: You are way too young to be doing anything with me.

Ruby: So if I were older you would want me?

Weiss: blushes "No. Of course not you little dolt."

Bumblebee:

Yang: I got two bee suits specifically for this occasion.

Blake: Yang. I've told you before. I'm not wearing that fucking bee suit.

Yang: Pleeeaaase. I'll get my special bad out for you winks I've gooooot yarrrrn.

Blake: has a startled look for a moment then calms down "No amount of yarn will make me lose that much dignity.

Yang: What about... CATNIP!

Blake: starts sniffing around "CATNIP? WHERE?"

Yang: First you have to put on the suit.

Blake: Alright Blake meows

Yang: 'Oh my God she's so cute' she blushes

Blake: Cuddles on Yang's lap

Yang: takes a picture of Blake on her lap and then kisses Blake on the nose "I'll get that catnip for you right away."

Blake: mews

Weiss: walks in "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOLTS DOING? Looks at the computer "WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU TWO..."

Yang: It's not what it looks like looks down at blake who is still in a daze because of the smell of catnip. "Nothing wrong here at all."

Weiss: I guess... I guess Ruby and I can do this too... I mean, I wouldn't want to accidentally spill the beans on this little relationship...

Yang: Whatever, Ice Queen. Ruby's love affairs aren't my buisness.

Weiss: Alright she winks

/r/RWBY Thread