Yo what’s up, Bad Boy Salvia here sorry I snatched up all your girlfriends what can I say they just like the bad boys. I think the main reason I catch more tail than this entire comment section combined is because I don’t give a shit if girls reject me. I mean I know I’m an asshole and I don’t blame em for seeing that. They got me, you know what I mean? Maybe we’ll slam later. Whatever. Meanwhile all it takes is one rejection and you pussies suddenly hate yourselves for life. Dude I mean would you date you acting like a little bitch like that? I wouldn’t date you, and I’ve dated some dudes. What? I’m a bad boy who says we can’t be progressive brah? Yo check it out wear sunglasses indoors and slick your hair back that one’s free next one’s cost you your crush cause I’m gonna take her up to kissy lake lane which doesn’t exist that’s a metaphor for all the kissing I’m gonna do to your biggest crush. But hurry up because as a bad boy it seems like my main function in dating is for women to get guys like me out of their system before picking up a husband. Maybe that husband could be you, but only if you lift which you don’t so you’re fucked bro. Not as fucked as LGBTQ rights in Trump’s America, but still pretty fucked dude