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big editorformatting helpreddiquette save [–]dankerstrain 6 points an hour ago  Fake gold, fake muscles, probably a white guy with a fake tan. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]I_am_the_cosmos 7 points an hour ago  Why don't you ask him? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]secreit [S] 3 points an hour ago  I'd be too scared. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]DownvoteDaemon 2 points 17 minutes ago  His father http://i.imgur.com/97ayRB8.png  Count Blacula permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]naz666 [-1] 6 points an hour ago  Inside his head he is repeating "try not to look gay... try not to look gay..." permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]KimNotCom [-1] 5 points an hour ago  No tats. Might be serious about a bodybuilding career. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]kingfirley 5 points 58 minutes ago  I'm pretty sure it's a lot like this guy's.  permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Knucklehead_forever 3 points 56 minutes ago  Eat,Sleep, Workout and Repeat. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]mishaco 3 points 39 minutes ago  geordi la forge has really bulked up since the last episode. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]SgtWinters7 3 points an hour ago  I always wondered what a black robocop would look like. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]GetsuFuma 2 points an hour ago  Sometimes people have those days were they just wanna be weird you just so happened to have caught him on his day. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]PP13 2 points 40 minutes ago  I'd like to imagine this guy with a squeaky ass voice. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]GoatTacos 2 points 39 minutes ago  He is from the future. And he has come to the past to teach you how to funk up the dance floor. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]JiggabooJohnson 1 point 36 minutes ago  I can't breathe. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]jlamb42 0 points 19 minutes ago  He's obviously a henchmen of some sort. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]PaintMeAPicture 0 points 18 minutes ago  Someone tell Shredder bebop had a species-change operation and he's taking public transport. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]lil_morbid_girl 1 point 15 minutes ago  A buffed up LaForge lookalike permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]SuperDidier 1 point 13 minutes ago  He comes from BTTF 2015 permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Newmexicovwguy 1 point 5 minutes ago  I wonder what's in the bag? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]gilbad 1 point 1 minute ago  Is that a switchblade in his right hand? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]monkeyboyz95 0 points 1 hour ago  Roids. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]octhrope [+1] 0 points 31 minutes ago  During labor his mother was killed by a vampire. In a strange turn of events this inadvertently passed along certain enzymes from the vampire blood to the infant. This resulted in the infant having quasi-vampiric abilities, including a greatly prolonged lifespan and the ability to sense supernatural creatures, as well as an immunity to complete vampirism. A hero is born... permalinksavereportgive goldreply

He's a hypercharismatic telepathical knight.