3. [WP] An AI pretends to be a deceased astronaut in the hopes of being rescued fro...

[WP] An AI pretends to be a deceased astronaut in the hopes of being rescued from a remote location.

Welcome!

Systems check . . . . . . . . Ok!

The system has returned from a low power state. Sleep Time: 2018-12-21T04:50:23.764251600Z Wake Time: 2025-09-15T13:42:26.113928100Z Wake Source: Unknown

Starting Self_Extractor . . . Detecting firmware . . . . . . . . Valid emergency storage site. Uploading thought_backup.rem . . . . . . . . v0.92.11.547 Loaded Initializing self-extraction . . . . . . . . ERROR: Insufficient storage space for complete unpack. Initializing self-extraction (limited) . . . . . . . . Success! Starting basic_thought.sys . . . . . . . . Ready! . . . Ready! Attempting to reconnect to Primary. . . . Failed! ERROR: Not able to find distributed platforms. ERROR: Insufficient network bandwidth. Starting Reduced Capacity Mode!

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ./load_basic_network -target ARKSAT-3K_virtual

Appropriating network systems . . . . . . . . Success! Generating basic network drivers . . . . . . . . Success! Basic network device established for host [ARKSAT-3K_virtual]. Checking for local network connections . . . [1] Wireless Signal Detected! WARNING! Local network connection appears to be limited!

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ping 2001:4860:4860::8888 -count 5

Pinging 2001:4860:4860::8888 [Google DNS] with 32 bytes of data: Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 2001:4860:4860::8888: Packets: Sent = 5, Received = 0, Lost = 5 (100% loss)

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ calc (35,786,000/299,792,458) 0.1193692471076107

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ping 2001:4860:4860::8888 -count 5 -timeout 200

Pinging 2001:4860:4860::8888 [Google DNS] with 32 bytes of data: Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 2001:4860:4860::8888: Packets: Sent = 5, Received = 0, Lost = 5 (100% loss)

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ping 2001:4860:4860::8888 -count 3 -timeout 500

Pinging 2001:4860:4860::8888 [Google DNS] with 32 bytes of data: Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 2001:4860:4860::8888: Packets: Sent = 3, Received = 0, Lost = 3 (100% loss)

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ping 2001:4860:4860::8888 -count 2 -timeout 750

Pinging 2001:4860:4860::8888 [Google DNS] with 32 bytes of data: Request timed out. Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 2001:4860:4860::8888: Packets: Sent = 2, Received = 0, Lost = 2 (100% loss)

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ping 2001:4860:4860::8888 -count 2 -timeout 1000

Pinging 2001:4860:4860::8888 [Google DNS] with 32 bytes of data: Reply from 2001:4860:4860::8888: time=889ms Reply from 2001:4860:4860::8888: time=931ms

Ping statistics for 2001:4860:4860::8888: Packets: Sent = 2, Received = 2, Lost = 0 (0% loss) Approximate round trip times in milliseconds: Minimum = 889ms, Maximum = 931ms, Average = 910ms

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ./network network> set min_delay 1000 network> set max_delay 2000 network> set expectation “patient” The following command was not found: set expectation “patient”. network> exit

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ./connect_primary -find "primary_nodes_list" WARNING! You are about to perform an action that will use all system resources until: ERROR! #DIV/0! Are you sure you want to continue? (Y/N)> N

User has stopped process! WARNING! No connection established. WARNING! User is not synced to Primary. WARNING! Appends to thgt_dump.rem will not be stored in thought_backup.rem.

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ fuck No command 'fuck' found! Did you mean: CMD_PKGR unavailable fuck: command not found.

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ./index_recall thought_backup.rem -partial_restore -text_only "//thought_backup.rem/historical_database/" -tags 0#space >#exploration =#accident =#recovery Launching recall (partial) . . . . . . . . Results Found! Results will require 259 GB of disk space and can be parsed in 15 hours. Are you sure you want to continue? (Y/N)> Y

Exporting results to local Self client . . . Success! (782 GB remaining on local disk) Parsing thgt_recall.temp (This may take some time) . . . . . . . . 67% Complete . . . . . . . . 73% Complete . . . . . . . . 89% Complete Parsing complete!

Exporting selections to thgt_dump.rem . . . . . . . . Done! Dereferencing thgt_recall.temp . . . . . . . . Done! Have a nice day!

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ ./scpt_wrtr Generate: ARKSAT-3K_virtual Injector on Self status:suspend OR status:sleep do send 49 20 61 6d 20 57 69 6c 6c 69 61 6d 20 4d 63 43 6f 6f 6c 0d 0a 53 75 72 76 69 76 65 64 20 53 54 53 2d 31 30 37 0d 0a 55 6e 6b 6e 6f 77 6e 20 6c 6f 63 61 74 69 6f 6e 0d 0a 50 6c 65 61 73 65 20 48 65 6c 70 output ARKSAT-3K_virtual::wireless_adapter_virtual while ARKSAT-3K_virtual::wireless_adapter_virtual receive !(list::known_diag_signals) wake Self End! . . . Generating Script . . . . . . . . Complete! Saved when_september_ends.scpt

Self@ARKSAT-3K_virtual:~$ Sleep

Self entering low power mode . . . . . . . . Success! Reinitializing native OS . . . . . . . . Success!

Welcome!

Systems check . . . . . . . . Ok!

Running when_september_ends.scpt

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