"Now I'm on the line with David, now David can you describe what you're seeing? David are you there?"

"Yes! Alex I'm here. I was on my way to work today and I noticed the roads were jammed up and then hundreds of them walking very slowly, I knew immediately they were zombies."

"David, could you be more specific, why did you think they were zombies?"

"Oh they smell horrible, I can't describe it. It's like a women's bathroom at the end of the month or morning breath Alex, they reaked something awful."

"Okay, David, did you run, what happened next? "

"Well I can't really describe it."

"Why David, please be more specific."

"Well Alex, you see they all started too.."

"David did you see them eat people? David please tell us and the viewers in great detail what you saw. David are you still there?"

"Yeah Alex, they uh.. Well they started to eat the grass. Hundreds of these dead walking people just started to eat grass, I saw a couple fighting over a bush. Hey now there's one trying to eat a tree."

"David, so the viewers and I understand, you're saying you're see the walking dead eat plants?"

"Yes that is correct, they are eating grass. I've actually got a couple of them tied up in the back or the truck because the misses you imagine has been begging me to trim the back yard and we'll now you know free labor is hard to come by. Hey Alex I got to go, I kinda jumped to conclusions and me and the misses got an, what some would call a "end of the world plan" and I need to make sure she hasn't started it being she's alone with our two boys, and you know how it's easier to feed two months than it is four, anyways it was nice talking to you Alex!"

"Well, We hope David can make it home in time. We want to thank our viewers for watching. We're going to take a small break and when we get back we'll continue to bring you up to the minute coverage."