3. [WP] You email God not expecting a response. He messages back.

[WP] You email God not expecting a response. He messages back.

2011/02/13 From : [email protected] To : God

Dear god, I need a friend. I am so alone, sitting here, not knowing what to do. I just want a company.

2011/02/14 From : [email protected] To : God

To my surprise, the message is sent! It is like a comfort, to know that someone is there listening to you. I never know it was possible though, guess taking a tease too seriously could also be rewarding!

I hope my wish was granted.

2011/04/16 From : [email protected] To : God

I never expect myself to say this, but thank you.

P.S. We have a lot of common grounds!!

2011/11/26 From : [email protected] To : God

I think I fall of him, and you send him to me, would you approve?

I am going to ask him out tomorrow, let's hope this works.

2012/04/06 From : [email protected] To : God

My parents found out. They screamed at me... They threatened to disown me, what had I done to deserve such? I can't told him any of this... Not in this way.

2012/04/29 From : [email protected] To : God

Do you hate me too?

2012/07/21 From : [email protected] To : God

Since I don't have a blood-related family anymore, we both lived together quite happily for a long time. And for that, I sincerely thank you, making that no one founds out.

But another problem emerged, he wants us to be public, out of the comfort zone... I don't know what to do, and I need advice, though you had never replied.

You approved of us right?

2013/04/15 From : God To : [email protected]

Your* wishes were never approved, nor the act of yours.

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