3. [WP] Everytimes you eat something spicy like pepperoni or chilli, you get a plot...

[WP] Everytimes you eat something spicy like pepperoni or chilli, you get a plot-twist.

The jalapeño peppers were finally finished. My brother and I sat at a table on a cool evening. "You know, I have something to tell you." My brother said just as I bit into a jalapeño pepper. "What's that, bro?" I asked, grabbing another pepper. "I'm a woman." I looked at him for a second in surprise, no- her. Where my brother had sat now sat my sister. I ate the pepper I was holding in shock. "I am not your sibling either. I am your wife." I spat out the pepper as memories I didn't have moments ago began flooding back to me.

"I know you won't remember me tomorrow," she said in tears. "Just please remember now!" She was now sobbing. I ate another pepper as it was in front of me. A nurse came up to me and told me, "It's time to go to bed, Mr. Kelstrum." Now I was fed up.

"A nurse?! I don't need a nurse! I am my own man!" I yelled, the spiciness finally sinking in. "Yeah yeah Mr. Kelstrum, I've heard this argument a million times, you have dementia." I ate another pepper, the spiciness seemed to keep me grounded in reality. "Yeah well I wouldn't have it if you didn't keep feeding me those pills every night!" Pills? Where did that come from? "You're working for the bank! Ain't ya! Trying to steal my home, bleeding my family dry! I've had enough! Wife, take me home." I have no idea what just came over me. I ate another pepper. A cloudiness that I did not notice before was gone.

The spiciness was overwhelming. "Stay away from me you freaks! Barely human with what you're doing!" I yelled, shaking my fist at em. My wife jiggled the keys in the car door. "Stay away!" We both jumped into the car and sped away. "May I see your phone?" I asked my wife, who was driving. I dialed my law firm's number. "Ronald? You there? I have a case." I spoke into the phone. "Jon?! I thought you had dementia?!" The phone replied. "I aint no vegetable! They were feeding me pills to make it seem like I had dementia!" "I don't understand. Does this mean you have a malpractice suit ready?" "Yer darn right!" I yelled into the speaker, and hung up the call.

I am gonna ruin a bank.

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