“Settle down everyone!” Shouted Brain over the din of the excited organs. “Now as you all know, Horatio’s big day is coming up soon and I need everyone to be prepared this time.” Brain shot a pointed look at Liver, who let everyone down the night of the bachelor party when Horatio pissed blood after a several hours of heavy drinking.

“In my defense, he had more Jager Bombs than Poland got during the Blitzkrieg-“

“I don’t want to hear it!” Brain snarled, “I don’t care if he chugs a bottle of 151 in one sitting, YOU PROCESS THAT SHIT.” Liver was silent after that, but continued to pout as Brain went on about more statistics.

“In addition to heavy drinking, we can also expect several other chemicals to be ingested. Remember the night of the Skrillex concert?” Everyone nodded solemnly.

“Good, then Heart – you know what to be prepared for.” Heart shuddered slightly at the thought of the massive amounts of MDMA he would have to put up with. Heart wasn’t in the best shape after all.

Brain put on his reading glasses and went down the list, checking off everything he thought they would have to be ready for. He was about halfway through the list when something strange began to happen.

“So, uh guys. I think we’re all on the same page, but…uh…hehehehahahaHAHAHAHA.”

All of the other organs looked at Brain strangely, “Sorry, um. SssssssHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” Brain had completely lost his shit and was rolling around on the floor in hysterics.

“Oh, no. Looks like Horatio’s been smoking weed again,” said Pancreas.

“Sh-shut up!” Choked out Brain between fits of laughter,

“You’re a v-vestigial organ! BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!”

Everyone joined in with the laughter this time, even Liver, who was starting to catch a buzz. Horatio must have started early this morning.