Welcome to the American Applemart where we celebrate the diversity of our apples and take pride in never judging them by the color of their skin.

"What can I help you with today?" "Yes I'm looking for some red apples." "Certainly sir, right this way. Here they are and might I say they look exceptionally good today. Fresh batch y'know. Will this be all?" "No I'm also looking for some green app..." "Excuse me sir, we prefer you not to call them green, we would like you to call them 'granny-smith' apples." "I'm sorry the other ones are called red and I just assumed these would be called green." "That is very fruitist of you sir, and frankly I find it very offensive." "Why is it fruitist if I call those ones green, but not fruitist when I call these ones red? It's just the color of their skin." "Hahahahah, just the color of their skin?! Obviously you are not from around here or you would know the history between these apples." "And how is the history between these apples relevant to their names?" "You would not be saying that if you knew the terrible things some of the red apples did in the past. You see, some of the red apples were very fruitist and did things to the 'granny-smith' apples because of the color of their skin, these egregious violations of apple rights led to..." "Hold on, I just came in here for three red apples and one gree.. I mean 'granny-smith' apple." " Why's that sir, you think red apples are better, you think just because we have more red apples their more important?!" "No, the recipe calls for three red apples and one green." "Granny-smith." "Sorry, 'granny-smith'." "Well that just will not work, you see here at American Applemart we support our minority apple groups and will never allow a customer to make decisions based only on the color of the fruits skin." "I'm not buying them based on skin color, I'm buying them based on taste." "Sounds just like what a fruitist would say. I take pride in being able to tell you that we do not cater to such close-mindedness, no sir, not us. If you must have four apples we cann sell you one red and three green." "But that's not what I'm looking for." "Well it's not all about you is it sir, you think just because you are the customer you can stroll in here with your money and buy whichever apples you please?" "And what if I wanted four 'granny-smith' apples?" "Now that's more like it, of course you can buy as many 'granny-smith' apples as you like!" "But I can't buy only red apples?" "No sir, if you'd only let me tell you the history of these aples this woild all make a lot more sense." "How can the sins of a few bad apples affect how we interact with and name them today?" "Like I said before sir, in the past some of these red apples did terrible things to the 'granny-smith' apples because of the color of their skin, and because of this we feel it necessary to ensure that no apple ever again be judged because of the color of their skin." "And what of the red apple? Are you not limiting the sale of them solely because of the color of their skin? Are you not fruitist?" "How dare you call me a fruitist, obviously you dont understand the concept sir. Yes we are limiting the sale of red apples, but it is definitely not fruitist." "Why is that!?" "Because their red, everyone knows that you can't be fruitist against red apples, it just doesn't make sense." "But isn't fruitism defined as prejudice against any fruit based on the color of it's skin?" "Well technically yes, but if you knew more of the history you would know why it doesn't apply to red apples." "I dont give a good goddamn about the history! I just want to know why you can't be fruitist against red apples, but can be fruitist of the others." "If I could just tell you the history sir, then it would all be clear." "No, I don't care what a bunch of fruitist red assholes did before I was born. I just want my three red apples and my 'granny-smith' apple." " Like I said before we cannot sell you the different apples in those quantities, however, if you really must have three red apples we can sell them to you, but you have to buy nine 'granny-smith' apples." "I only need one." "Not my problem sir, we are here to provide an enjoyable expierence for the customer and apple alike. We want all of our apples to be put to good use and enjoyed." " I'm telling you the eight extra apples are not going to be put to good use or enjoyed if you force me to but them." "Sounds like the problems of fruitist thinking." " Fine, just give me my twelve apples and let me check out." "Certainly sir, and will this complete your order?" "You know what? In all this arguing I completely forgot to ask if you carried the third type of apple I'm looking for." "I'm sure we do sir, what kind were you looking for?" " A "golden-sand' apple." " Im sorry sir, I dont know which one that is. Could you describe it?" " Yeah their yellow and..." "Of course! Why didn't you just say yellow? We have plenty yellow apples in the back, although we don't care for them much, they provide cheap labor and steal jobs for the other apples."

Welcome to the American Applemart where we celebrate the diversity of our apples and take pride in never judging them by the color of their skin.