The year is 2055. Which team now has the most super bowl rings?

The Pittsburgh Steelers, because in 2018 the U.S. government holds hearings concerning the safety of play in football. At the hearings it comes out that the main concern is not player concussions, but the gender bias present in the NFL and the lack of a second bathroom/locker room for players who feel they are a different gender. NFL owners are forced to ask taxpayers for assistance in constructing new locker rooms as the majority of their typical football team budget is being used to sue anyone who has brought up scientific analysis on concussions. James Harrison is found dead in a NYC back alley, with a tear of Giants' blue cloth clutched in his hand. A war starts between the denizens of New York Giant fandom and that of Pittsburgh. Jerry Jones attempts to broker peace between the two teams as it appears the old villain has finally gone to the light side of the force. The peace terms fail after Eli Manning is caught giving the Manning version of a moon to a Pittsburgh trainer at the 2020 Draft Queen's / Fan Hug Charity for struggling NFL Owners. Roger Goodell punishes the New York Giants and the Pittsburgh Steelers by removing all of their draft picks in the next five years and giving them to the man who had tried to bring peace - Jerry Jones. As the Giants ownership sits down to watch the first draft in which they will not be participating, a package arrives from a Dallas zip code with a torn Eli Manning jersey and a note attached,

"For the cap penalty."

Giants ownership sits in horror at the realization of what has been done - but there is nothing to stop it. The evil old man is back for another decade, and he has all of the picks he will ever need.

"And with the fifth pick of the 2022 NFL draft, the Dallas Cowboys select.... Roy Williams".

/r/nfl Thread