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I was sent an extortion virus in mid May, after a factory reset a Creative Commons Bootstrapping file was put on my Chrome file. I was shown a bogus Sprint resist by Google after they EMailed me saying someone had all my EVERYTHING, after having serial numbers, names&an address not far from my home (a race car driver and a Jeweler in Austria) I went to have my number changed back to one I'd had the longest in life, after paying for 2 numbers for a month, I called my vacationing on the tip of Lake Michigan Wife. (Though obviously computer illiterate 2TheMax, I am actually not as dumb as my 5 months sleep deprived ranting must sound). Not having the slightest I had taken myself off our account and needed her to add me back on, I used the floor model phone to see if there'd been alot of activity on my Yahoo account. In that 90 second time, I was able to see 2 BS email addresses were attached to my Yahoo to be notified of any password changes. And they took over AT&T's floor phone&Wifi, after standing there trying to fix it, explained it to the next manager I left hoping that now they have AT&T'S, what would they want mE for (not having any grasp of the reasoning for another 2 1/2 months). Within AT&T to my home's drive they'd used my portion of mobile data. Gave the GalaxyS5 Active back to AT&T with 430$ for this Note 4, 2 weeks before the 5 came out for the same $, which I could have kept the S5 for 170$, which I had at that time, but thought they were in THE PHONE. I've stated my ignorance. (But I'm getting there). Then of coarse they in this one right away. What I truly need....... is there ANY WAY I could speak with you for NO MORE than 5 minutes? If not I completely understand. Over a 5 month span this has completely taken over myE F'in life, and honestly......... I think drove mE completely INSANE. We used to say "quit talking to yourself, people will think you're crazy, no you're OK, as long as you're not answering your self". I think hour long heated arguments qualifies. If not I'll try to ask on here. As you can see, this texting take mE an hour, for what I could say in 2 minutes. I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP A LITTLE TWORDS A WEEKS CLASS OR something, PLEASE DON'T take offense to that, I mean anything but. No matter what, words connot express my gratitude.

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