Downtown Minneapolis - Just a wild turkey walking down Marquette.

I don't know when these guys migrated to downtown but I used to see them around Northeast a lot when I lived there. One time I saw a whole gaggle of them crowded around someone's SUV parked on the curb, and they were all looking up at the last one who was just standing on the roof of the car like "yes, this is mine now." It was weird. I never saw them get into it with people though, usually they would just be walking down the sidewalk on Johnson doing their thing.

The geese in Loring Park are fucking dicks though. I have to literally go out of their way and weave around the paths because they turn into little dinosaurs and start scream hissing at me, I don't even have to make eye contact with them.

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