I can see it now in a musical format... Democrats: It's debating date! The Reporters are here camping out in droves. I didn't know they did that anymore. Who knew we had ten thousand republican canadiates?

For years they've done these boring blogs, Why have a Repulican with no balls? Suddenly they're flooding out of gates

It'll be actually be happening, It'll totally be strange... Wow am I so ready for today!!!

For the first time in forever, There'll be drama, there'll be lines For the First time in forever I'm going to be out of those fights.

Don't know if I'm elated or frighten, But I'm somewhere in that zone, Cause for the first time in forever I won't be in that show.

I can't wait to hear everyone... Gasp What if they pick that one?

Tonight Imagine his frown and all Fetchly yelling at them in the halls A picture of Sophistcated grace snort Ohh, Suddenly they decided to pick him there That beautiful weirdo, with silly hair I wanna stuff some popcorn in my face...

But I'll be laughing all evening, It'll be totally bizare, Nothing like these debates have been so far!

Cause for the first time in forever, There'll be madness, there'll be fun for the first time in forever we could be the respectable one. And I know it's totally crazy, to think that this could last But for the First time in forever... At least We've got a chance.

Republicans:

Don't let him in, Don't let them see Be the good candidates all of you should be. Conceal, Don't feel Please don't put on a show, Make one wrong move and it's all just going to blow

Republicans: But it's only for today, Democrats: it's only for today

Republicans:It's Agony to wait Democrats: It's Agony to wait

Republicans: Tell the party to start up... The Debates! Democrats: The Debates!

Democrats: For the first time in forever, We're getting what we've dreamed of A chance to change the whole line up A chance to watch it blow up. and we know it might all end tomorrow, but hey we at least have today Cause the first time in forever Nothing's in our way!