Fast food workers of Reddit: who is the biggest asshole of a customer you have come across while working?

So I work at a Starbucks. We deal with some assholes every now and then but for the most part people don't give us too much trouble.

But we have this regular. He's this old, bitter, overweight douchebag who I believe only comes in to try and harass us for any "reason" he can think of. But he mainly only targets the girls who work here.

He once insulted one of my co workers for being "too energetic" and that she was ruining his experience because of that. When she tried to apologize, he just angrily said, "Do you even know where Jesus Christ was born?"

Oddly enough, he's obsessed with one of my guy co-workers. Constantly complimenting him, saying he's the perfect example of an outstanding employee, he even gave him a Christmas present. The way he talks to the women here, it's so evident that even my manager made comments to us about how he hates women.

One time, another one of my co workers came up to him while he was at the register and happily asked him, "Hi, how are you?" He just said. "No. 'Hi, how are you?' NO. You say, 'Good morning SIR, what can I get for you today?" When she refused to address him as "sir" he began to go on this tirade about how we all need to replaced, and once his son becomes head of the company (I have no idea where any of this is coming from) we will all learn a shred of respect. He just goes on these long, hateful tirades; it's gotta be exhausting.

Hopefully we won't have to put up with him for too much longer, but I highly doubt it and it's wishful thinking on my part.

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