Iv got a friend who once (probably like at least 10 years ago) sold 1 bag of NJ ecp to a rich snobby kid for $400.00. The story goes that out of the blue his crazy ex-girlfriend who would always yell at him for doing dope and try and talk down to him about it even tho she was way way way more into dope than he was but she kept that a secret. Her BF was like some sort of relative if Calvin Klein and he was an incredibly dope fiend. Because he was a trust fund baby and his account was basically bottomless he just did tons and tons of dope and fentanyl patches/pops and OG OC's. Well one day the exgf calls him and is trying to hint around at wether or not he had any bags and if he could part with some if them for her BF because he was so sick he'd pay anything for it. He refused because he only had 1 bun for himself and the ex gf would always ALWAYS put him down or talk shit about him and his dope habit. Every fucking time. So no, exgf this ain't gonna happen. Apparently at first she was trying to buy ALL the shit he had and then it was "just a couple" then it was just "a bag" BUT my friend was still refusing. And then she started going "100$ for just the 1" "no" "200$?" No "300$" "ehhhh no." And then she asks "how much for 1 bag for my BF?" And keep in mind her BF was a totally scum bag rich kid who just thought he was fuckin better and smarter than everyone else. And I remember him being really mean too. So my friend days "$500.00" and his EXGF tells her BF the offer and he says "$500 is out of the question BUT if I can come get the bag right now I will pay you 400.00$ for the 1 bag" and that was the magic number and my friend relented and agreed. So when his EXGF showed up she tried to pocket $100 dollars out of the $400 and said her bf only gave her the $300 and that he should "take it or leave it". And which point he started it get out of the car only for her to all of a sudden "OH WAIT nvm here's the missing $100" and the deal was done and she supposedly said something like "you know you're an asshole and that this is ducked" "maybe maybe not. I feel no remorse for taking your BFs money WAIT scratch that his parent's money. Your BF is a scumbag trust fund baby who thinks he's a rapper. Thanks see ya later. If he wants to do the same deal again let me know. I'll drop the price to $300 if he wants more LOL". Her BF was like the epitome of the white wannabe homie stereotype.

My friend immediately scooped up his Current GF and made a trip for a brick and the. On the way back to to her house with a brick In the car while driving with one eye closed because self control was never his strong suit he ended up having to outrun/lose a cop on some crazy ass back roads. But that's another story for another time because I honestly forget slot of the details because I haven't heard him tell that story in a long while.