Global warming cant be real.

It cant be real because if it was people would stop doing stupid shit like driving 45 minutes to work every day by themselves. They'd take public transit (or demand that transit be made available and convenient).

Then people would stop flying all over the planet to sit at conferences where they sell shit to one another that nobody really needs or to create awareness' about big, important issues like 'climate change' which they could do just as well sitting at home using Skype.

People would stop creating surplus wealth for themselves and others, only to use it to consume shit they don't need.

See - if climate change were real, then people wouldn't act like fucking selfish, entitled assholes. Instead of sending market signals that say "create more jobs" or "keep industrializing" they'd send signals that said "I can do with less or "I don't need much".

But they don't. They keep blaming politicians for their own stupidity and inability to stop consuming shit. People dont care what shit befalls their great grandkids, they want their fucking Ford 3500 truck with a grill and fill it with stinking retarded assholes now.