I think I'm beautiful. You can't roast me

You are beautiful. Skin like marble, the glasses do nothing to take away from your beauty, and your full lips that tease the beginnings of a smile are breathtaking. So take that empty-headed, no self-esteem, humble-bragging pile of dog shit covered daddy issues on down the road. If you can't develop enough positive self esteem to stop you from casting a fishing net exposed to millions, trying to get a boatload of affirmation messages against an obviously pretty face claiming to be ugly, you're screwed. Prepare yourself for a decade of abuse, objectification and psych warfare that's gonna break you down and land you in the middle of heroin addiction that will devolve into sucking dick and getting spit roasted in alleyways, just so you can scrape together enough money to buy your next fix. A fix, I remind you, that's attached to the tail of the dragon you'll be chasing till you come to a horrible, tragic end. Or, you could do something nice with your hair, buy yourself a push up bra to get dem titties on display and feel good about yourself as you see people checking you out when you walk past.

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