You just won the lottery. REALISTICALLY, whats the first thing you do?

so a single person won 50 million in Australia last night, over here you don't pay tax n get it in a lump sum,

if it was me the first thing i would do is go to bank, ask to talk to accounts advisor for high level accounts, then do this a several banks to work out where i stand and what the best deal is, after that i would go talk to a lawyer and work the nitty gritty of multiple bank accounts in several currency, with each account having a term deposit and high interest net-saver account, do a around the world trip setting up these accounts, once thats done, take advantage of the low interests rates, take a loan out, buy a few positive-geared investment properties in a few markets, with each property having its own account where once the positive income from the property is built up to $10K, then go to an alcohol rehab/fitness center in thailand for a few months, get healthy(i'm not that unhealthy now, but knowing my self it would be easy to go on a never ending booze cruise) once I've done enough self reflection i would travel a few years, do some photography, might live in a few places that i've loved whilst visiting, new york, bangkok, florence, krabi, vegas, london, start an orphanage in Thailand for street kids, make a independent film, set my sisters up there own home, give my mum some money, live in a tent in the forest for a few weeks.... pretty much do the stupid shit I've always wanted do and do the good things I wish i could do, then when the money's down to its final 5 million, move to a nice breach town in Thailand, n live off the interest from the remaining money n the money coming in from the investment properties

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