"Murdering hapless foreigners that are no threat to them, their nation nor their family for the banks and the MIC sure is hard work. And while converting children into bits of burned meat isn't my ideal way to spend a Saturday - at least it pays the bills and gives me opportunity to attend college."
"Hey, did I tell you I'm also a 'big C' Conservative and a Christian? Hell yea! There's nothing more moral to me than blowing away wedding parties and bombing hospitals full of brown people because I need money for college, in never ending wars that we were lied into."
"I can't wait for the Rapture, because all the criminal murder I've participated in is OK because they were all Mooslimbs. I assume. This all makes sense to me because I watch Fox."