Jesus christ, you're an obnoxious waste of fucking air

I think I speak for everyone when I say no one is into looking at a 400 woman in the same mumu gown for a week riding a scooter in Disney world.

No you are not speaking for anyone because your thoughts on another person have fuck all to do with disney world, do you think any fucking park go-er wants to look at your disgusting face and body? No, but they dont care because they arn't freaks who somehow feel forced to hyperfixate on another human

You don’t need the scooter my family does.

This is my favourite bit of the rant as your about to undermine this point entirely

It undermines the happiest place on earth. Some of the people I see WALK through the front gate only to ask for a scooter because their too lazy to get up like EVERY self respecting human being there.

So you stand at the gate and know each and every person taking a scooter and why they are doing it, but wait your family need that scooter, so tell us then why are your family lazy bastards? Why arnt you walking everywhere, surely you dont want a scooter thats for lazy people

Also, I didn’t pay to look at you sweat through your neck flaps and soak the entirety of anything you sat on. It’s a fucking Bio-hazard and I pity any park staff that had to hose the rides down when you were done with them.

And no one payed to look at your god awful fucking mess of a face and odor covering a mile radius, but yet here you are trotting around disneyland

Also "undermines the happiest place on earth" yeah nothing says happiness like any of this rant

Put down the BigMac, give my crippled grandmother(79) the scooter, and walk you fat fuck.

Take your decrepit skeleton of a grandmother and get her a scooter yourself you lazy fuck, cant be that fat if they got to all the scooters before you could

Oh and if your about to come back with some shit about how i dont know what you look likr but have been insulting your appearance, then use two of your braincells and figure that one out