Parents who think they're owed grandchildren are the worst.

Or, she could just have the child and then take a year off to nurse the infant to a proper hard food age...

Oh, this is America?

Yeah, never have children because chances are they will die during birth and it is going to cost you atleast $38,000. If you do successfully bring the child to term and now have to raise it. It will own you because if you ever smack it for being a dumbass, the child can now file suit against you for being abusive. Welcome to America. Please leave your home address so we can no knock raid it later for all the things you acquired in your life.

Oh, you thought that a mobile home will be awesome in your later years... Yeah, we can just take all your cash and charge it with crimes you can't possibly afford to defend against. Again I say, Welcome to America.

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