When I was younger I used to work with my step-dad remodeling repossessed mobile homes. These places never had running water or electricity because nobody lived in them. Anyway, it was the middle of the summer and before work each day we'd always stop at the nearest convenience store to get a 44 oz drink from the fountain drink thing (you know, the Styrofoam cup with the clear frosted plastic lid and red straw). Working in the heat with no AC is brutal, and you get very thirsty, very quickly. Found out my step dad pissed in one of the fountain drink cups from the day before and put his cigarettes out in it. I didn't know. The funny part about this whole story was that it wasn't me who took a big gulp of that dark golden dehydrated cigarette piss. A coworker of mine did, and damn if I didn't nearly throw up just hearing about it.