I saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today...

Have you heard of astral projection bro? It ever happen to you? Happened about 4 times to me counting the last two years. Its a dream I guess, but one where u leave your body..? Idk. Last one I had about a month or two ago. I flew out of my body to the corner of my room and fought this other spirit I was kinda losing, then I grew bigger and bigger. It had me on a hold, we tumbled quite a bit (no homo), not physically but we were both kind of collections of energy..like the yin and yang thingy. Then I got angry and scared and grew so big about as big as a t rex till I nearly grew out of the house nearly destroying it and then woke up quickly Think I won that fight cus I woke up right after. Another one I had, flew out my body near my dad, something was there too and my dog was sleeping, again, we fought and tumbled. Something evil, or at least hates me. I never used to believe this stuff But one day my grandmother came to our house, and she used to do all kind of withcrafts. Funny shit started happening right after that Real funny shit she wasn't a good lady the mind is so powerful the mind is so powerful one of the best dream I ever had was flying an SU 27/30. Over one of the landscapes of ace combat zero the scenery was so beautiful, extremely, but it wasn't just that. It was the feeling, I could feel the G forces. It was the best dream ever you know that feeling you get in airplanes (commercial ones if youve dlown before) the weightlessness? when it suddenly just kind of loses altitude quickly? usually its for about two or three seconds, but scary the first few times this time was about every time i made a turn. haha in the dream of course three months before my mother died I had a dream, she fell off a terrace and died in that dream. I woke up as soon after that, and I felt sick. I remember looking at her that day I knew there was something behind that dream so my question to you, how important are dreams according to you? and w0t the hell hates me so much that it keeps wanting to rip my soul out of my body and fight me during the night?

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