Shitpost Saturday Thread - February 11, 2017

So I gave up on being a Tracer main.

I thought picking up Bastion would be super fun and since his rework will probably hit live soon.

So I figured my aim was boopk so I just went into comp.

This guy starts immediately saying I'm a boop beep and I should booweeeep myself.

I mean can you believe this beep booper? I decided to bwoop all over his beepin' face and blop blep beep bup on top of a furnace beep boop boop be-ep right into his sister's beep-beepo.

So we get into the match on Hanabooper and this primate with a snapple bopper for a shield jumps on me and I start boopin' and a beepin' right into his bupbopbip.

Then everybody dies on my team and it's up to me to boop beep boop and hold the boopin' defense.

I can feel it right in the beeper.

Boo~p.

Bee~p.

They're cornering me now.

I'm waving hello at them now.

I'm breaking down right now.

Are you ready.

Omnic fluid juice is pumping,

Generator.

Automatic Booper.

Atomic,

Atomic,

Overdrive,

Boopbeeper,

Beepbooper,

Call me a booper.

Don't you boop it, Don't you beep it

Innovator, Kill machine,

There's no fate. Take control.

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

 

And that was the end of the beep booper. Bwooep eep-beep bop.

/r/Overwatch Thread