Oh and just for fun. Here's the full script. With random lines removed so you can't run it yourself. Not that I'm worried. I know you're too stupid to understand any of this.

opener = urllib2.buildopener(urllib2.HTTPCookieProcessor) def urlopen(url, data=None, headers = {}): if hasattr(data, "iter_"): data = urllib.urlencode(data) return opener.open(urllib2.Request(url, data, headers))

if name == "main": HASBACON = False format = None #datetime = time.strftime("%Y%m%d%H%M%S", time.gmtimeimport, cookielib, urllib, urllib2

Turns out simplejson is included in Python 2.6 and up as json.

try: import json as simplejson except ImportError: try: import simplejson except ImportError: raise ImportError('No module named json or simplejson')

REDDIT_USER_NAME = 'midsummernightstoker' TARGET = "SiberianShibe" MESSAGE = "Dance, monkey, dance!"

class RedditInvalidUsernamePasswordException(Exception): pass

class RedditNotLoggedInException(Exception): pass

class RedditBadJSONException(Exception): pass

class Reddit(object):

user = None

def __init__(self):
    cookie_jar = cookielib.LWPCookieJar()
    opener = urllib2.build_opener(urllib2.HTTPCookieProcessor(cookie_jar))
    urllib2.install_opener(opener)

def login(self, user, passwd):
    self.user = user

    params = urllib.urlencode({
        'id' : '#login_login-main',
        'op' : 'login-main',
        'passwd' : passwd,
        'user' : user
    })

    req = urllib2.Request(REDDIT_LOGIN_URL, params, REDDIT_USER_AGENT)
    retval = urllib2.urlopen(req).read()

    if retval.find('invalid password') != -1:
        self.logged_in = False
        raise RedditInvalidUsernamePasswordException('Log in failed. Please ensure that your username and password are correct.')
    else:
        self.logged_in = True

def get_new_mail(self):
    #if not self.logged_in:
        #raise RedditNotLoggedInException('You must be logged in to check for new messages.')

    url = '%s?mark=false' % REDDIT_INBOX_PAGE

    req = urllib2.Request(url, None, REDDIT_USER_AGENT)
    json_data = ''
    try:
        json_data = urllib2.urlopen(req).read()
    except ValueError:
        print ("Connection timeout")

    try:
        inbox = simplejson.loads(json_data)
        msgs = inbox['data']['children']
        return [msg['data'] for msg in msgs if msg['data']['new'] == True]

    except (KeyError, ValueError):
        raise RedditBadJSONException('The JSON returned from reddit is incomplete. Perhpas the connection was interupted or reddit is down.')

def mark_messages_as_read(self):
    if not self.logged_in:
        raise RedditNotLoggedInException('You must be logged in to check for new messages.')

    req = urllib2.Request(REDDIT_INBOX_PAGE, None, REDDIT_USER_AGENT)

def get_mail(): url = '%s?mark=false' % REDDIT_INBOX_PAGE

req = urllib2.Request(url, None, REDDIT_USER_AGENT)

try:
    msgs = inbox['data']['children']
    return [msg['data'] for msg in msgs if msg['data']['new'] == True]

except (KeyError, ValueError):
    raise RedditBadJSONException('The JSON returned from reddit is incomplete. Perhaps the connection was interupted or reddit is down.')

def mark_messages_as_read(): req = urllib2.Request(REDDIT_INBOX_PAGE, None, REDDIT_USER_AGENT) urllib2.urlopen(req).read()

reddit = Reddit()

params = urllib.urlencode({ 'api_type' : 'json', 'user' : REDDIT_USER_NAME, })

req = urllib2.Request("http://www.reddit.com/api/login/username", params, REDDIT_USER_AGENT) got_data = False json_data = None while not got_data: try: temp = urllib2.urlopen(req) json_data = temp.read() got_data = True except: print "Couldn't get credentials" time.sleep(60)

print modhash print cookie

lastMsgTS = 0

mail = reddit.get_new_mail()
print "got mail"
if mail != []:
    ts = int(mail[0]['created'])
    if lastMsgTS != ts and mail[0]['author'] == TARGET:
        wait = random.randint(30, 120)
        print("Reply to be sent in " + str(wait) + " seconds.")
        time.sleep(wait)

        params = urllib.urlencode({
            'id' : "#commentreply_"+mail[0]['name'],
            'r' : mail[0]['subreddit'],           
            'text' : MESSAGE,
            'thing_id' : mail[0]['name'],
            'uh' : modhash
        })

        req = urllib2.Request("http://www.reddit.com/api/comment", params, REDDIT_USER_AGENT)
        try:
            temp = urllib2.urlopen(req)
            json_data = temp.read()
            lastMsgTS = ts
            print("Reply sent")
        except:
            print "Connection failed"

        #mark_messages_as_read()
    else:
        print "No new messages"
else:
    print "No new messages"

time.sleep(random.randint(120, 480))

return [msg['data'] for msg in msgs if msg['data']['new'] == True and msg['data']['author'] == "SaintBarnaby" and msg['data']['context'].find("jewish_settlers_torch") != -1]