TL;DR - Vomiting, diarrhea, and fever DURING date. Still (kinda) had sex.
I'm vacationing in Thailand. Yesterday morning, I matched with this Thai girl and the conversation instantly escalated into "bad girl/bad boy" stuff. Basically, it was clear that this was an absolute shoe in. We live close to each other so I proposed meeting a restaurant close to mine, which she eagerly accepted.
After showering and getting ready...I started getting the worst stomach cramps and shits. It was 15 minutes before I had to meet this girl and I couldn't leave the toilet. I was also starting to develop a headache and felt strangely nauseous.
Chalking it up to nerves, I took some Tylenol and hoofed it to the restaurant.
We got to the restaurant and sat down to order. At this point the nausea was starting to get overwhelming and I was getting horrible cramps and diarrhea. A few minutes after she got her food, I excused myself to go to the bathroom. It was at this point that I unleashed an unholy fury on the restaurant toilet...and I instantly felt a bit better.
I came back and sat down. My stomach felt better, but the nausea was getting a lot worse. In my head, I was debating whether I should just excuse myself, give her some money for the meal, and sprint home and puke my brains out. For some reason, I didn't do that, and after we finished the meal, I proposed we go back to my place to "watch a scary movie".
We got to my place and I turned on World War Z on Netflix. I strategically made sure to turn up the volume on my computer all the way so that it would cover the sounds of me vomiting. 15 minutes into the movie I excused myself and went to my bathroom, where I proceeded to puke like 5 or 6 times. After puking my brains out, I felt A LOT better. I brushed my teeth, mouth washed, popped in a cough drop (my excuse: my throat was feeling a bit weird), and the night continued.
Halfway through the movie we started heavily making out and things moved to my bed where I took her clothes off. Now...I've been with my fair share of women but this girl had, by far, the most perfect body I've ever seen in my life. Everything was perfect. Completely flat stomach, perfect perky boobs, wide hips, and this large but somehow insanely firm ass. She seriously looked like my dream come true.
So what happens next? For the first time IN MY LIFE...I can't get hard. Not even close. We try everything. I try everything. We're there for 15 minutes and my dick just CANNOT get even semi-hard. Needless to say, I was incredibly disappointed. I went down on her and helped her finish up, which was in and of itself a joy, while simultaneously wondering how this was possible.
We cuddled a bit, I said I wasn't feeling well, and she bounced.
Well it turns out that I actually have the worst stomach flu I've ever had. About 30 minute after she left I developed a fever, got the shivers, puked 7-8 more times, developed a throbbing headache, muscle weakness, fatigue, etc. and was pretty much reduced to a puking mess laying in the fetal position in my bed until I could fall asleep. I'm writing this at 6:40PM the next day and I've still yet to eat solid food nor leave my apartment because I simply don't have the energy.
The caveat is: I sent her a message on Tinder a few hours ago and she was still very "god I've been thinking about you babe I want to do bad things to you"-ish. So that means, somehow, I haven't ruined my chance. I'm looking forward to getting better and giving her the D she deserves!