Three semis going the same speed taking up every lane of the highway during morning rush hour.

Do you know where vehicle engines are located? Asking for a friend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumper_%28car%29

Car bumper standards. Vehicles are designed to hit / push and not receive damage.

The fuck are you talking about? I'm not the one trying to defend potentially provoking other drivers into road rage or saying I would risk disabling my fucking car. WHICH IS WHY I THINK THIS IS A DUMB MOVE. I'm not sure you even caught that with my first comment, so with that in mind, ram away. You've obviously considered all potential drawbacks, including that the slower you approach to I guess tap on the driver's bumper but not enough to disable either car invites more potential incidents, such as being brake checked by said driver, leading one to think your "relative speed" genius thought process to not quite as well thought out as you thought.

You don't want to provoke to road rage the person who is road raging in front of you, while you have someone dying in your car?

If you're in a life or death scenario, you're probably going at the top speed for that road. So ramming another car is going to be the worst thing to do. That's assuming they're not going to act irrationally with the things you're doing. What if you ram them, and they think you're trying to hurt them, so they don't slow down, don't get off the road, because they're actually afraid you'll pull over too? What then, should you start shooting at them? After all, "judged by 12" and all. I suppose "ram them again" is an option. Hopefully they don't call the cops on you.

You mean call the cops on themselves, about the road rage they've been committing while you have a person dying in your car?

You seem to be leaving that out of your "thoughts" every time you respond. Laws are based on what a reasonable person would do in a situation, and you're not being reasonable. If a car blocks traffic, and I have a dying person in my car, I'm getting past them.

If they call the police on themselves, that just eliminates a step. If you'd read the attached story, you'd have understood that's what happened.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1kbhcn/i_gain_strength_from_their_tears_and_anger/cbnhvxv/

The woman showed up, screaming about the dangerous driver, and just made it easier on everyone.

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