My wife and I are always looking for new friends, are not swingers, but will be happy to refer you to The Colette Club in Houston, which, evidently has "Newbie Thursdays", according to a sticky flyer I found on the floor of a METRO bus today.

A bit about us:

We live in the Upper Kirby area.

We are both very outgoing, extroverted and caring individuals.

We love sitting at a bar and drinking a beer or a glass of wine. Maybe a shot or two.

We own our own pool, so we can swim naked if we want.

We brew our own beer, make our own home made wine, and make a damned good home made pizza.

We don't give a crap about politics, and don't want to argue about them with other people.

We have our own feelings about religion, and like to keep those to ourselves, because it's nobody else's business.

We love to party, and have been known to swill wine, sample fine tequilas and scotches, smoke weed and live a totally hedonistic lifestyle.

We like cats, and dogs. Guinea pigs are also good.

We try a new restaurant at least once a week, and that sometimes includes the sketchiest taco joints we can find.

We like meat.