What are your worst college roommate horror stories? [NSFW]

I was a second year and got stuck with a random roomate by my apartment managers at the time I didn't really care thought hey at least I'd meet someone new. When I first meet the guy he seemed decent and the first day we hanged out I showed him around campus and introduced him to some people. But before the week was over I realized the guy was fucking weird he would wait outside the bathroom while you were pissing and just fallow you around the apartment constantly he always wanted me to watch movies with him but he would talk through the whole thing. eventually I started to avoid the guy by hanging out with the neighbors but he would go by the whole complex knocking on doors asking if I was in there which embarrassed me so I stopped that. Then one night when one of the neighbors on the third floor had a party he called it in and then proceeded to brag to people that he was the one who did it this in turn pissed alot of people off (this was a off campus apartment known for parties) I decided to have a talk with the kid saying that he had to stop doing this or people would start doing shit to are place. Of coruse he didn't listen and told me he could kid ever ones ass and he didn't feel pain because he had a bad childhood he then took a lighter and held his hand in the flame for a good minute to demonstrate this at that point I said fuck it and went to bed.

The next day at 3 in the morning I woke up to people hiting my front door with baseball bats I answered it and they said they wanted to kick the kids ass. I lied to them saying he wasn't there and since one of them knew me they wen't away. I then chewed the kid out saying that they would've killed him but once again he claimed he could've taken them all.

The next week the Kid stole my electric grill which is pretty much all I had to cook food with and claimed he lost it, How one loses a decent size grill I don't know. anyway shit like this kept on going on for another 3 weeks him calling in parties and then barging about it and me calming down people who would of other wise destroyed my place. Eventually I got 2 more roommates who must of scared the guy off because I haven't seen him in 4 months but fuck that kid.

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