What is a random thing that gives you severe anxiety?

Throwaway.

Lol I'll answer this for my BF, but the answer is "Hotel lobbies", and it stems from the first time we met.

My boyfriend and I say we met at a "coffee shop". That's because the real story humiliates him lol. But here it is!

Girl in her 20's here. I actually work the front desk of a nudist resort. (No, I do not work in the nude!)

A few years ago, this 5'7 college freshman geek boy walked in. Prepaid his trip. He had on glasses, a button-down shirt, khaki pants and casual-nice dress sneakers.

I told him that he could go ahead and remove his clothes in the changing room, leave them in the light-blue basket, and one of our resort workers will take his things to a secure location until he checks out in a week.

He was so nervous lol. Said he was having second thoughts.

I asked him why.

He said that he is a huge introvert. Always buried in books. He booked this trip as an extreme way to get over his shyness, but now he doesn't think he can go through with it.

I said "That's okay, I didn't think you seemed like the type to do something like this anyway."

This seemed to upset him to hear. I could tell he wanted to impress me. So he turned and went into this changing room.

He was in there for nearly 15 minutes.

After about 5 minutes, I saw the doorknob turn, then stay shut. Then turn, then stay shut. Then open a little, and quickly close lol.

Finally, after 15 minutes, he stepped outside into the lobby.

NAKED!

As naked as the day he was born! hahahaaaa

Like taking candy from a baby.

Lily-white from the neck down.

This boy was wearin' nothin' but his glasses! lol

He sheepishly walked up to my front desk to ask for his key.

His "freshman 15" chubby belly was hidden well by his shirt, but exposed now, shaking slightly as he walked.

His adorable little penis and balls flapping for the world to see. He had a look on his face like he desperately wanted a fig leaf hahahahaaaaaa.

He walked up to my front desk, looked up at me (I'm 5'11, lol) and asked for his key.

As I turned to search for it, a few (fully-clothed) guests were showing up to be checked in. They were all about 45 years old. 2 men and 3 women, all laughing it up in conversation. I could tell he was SQUIRMING being the only butt-ass naked person in the lobby.

As he was waiting there, totally helpless, he turned to see our resort worker take away all his clothing and possessions (including his wallet, money and ID).

In the cutest thing ever, he subconsciously bit his bottom lip and covered his exposed penis and balls with one hand haha.

I finally gave him his room key, and as he walked off, I watched what else he was hiding under those nerdy khakis - his surprisingly cute, very round, white bubble butt jiggling behind him as he walked towards the door and outside in the bright sunshine.

Feeling my gaze on DAT ASS he blushed cherry-red and tried unsuccessfully to hide his cute butt-crack with his hand as he scurried into the sunshine.

He was so cute, walking around nekkid all week, watching his white bod slowly tan, his small penis and balls adorably flapping in the breeze and watching him strategically position himself behind objects when he felt embarrassed lol.

One day he walked his little weenie past my front desk.

I said "Turn around."

He nervously turned around and asked "Why?"

I took out a Sharpie and said "Because I want my number to be the only thing that you're wearing."

I wrote my number right on his plump, white naked ass hahaha.

5 digits across his left cheek and 5 digits across his right cheek.

Then I couldn't help it, and I just leaned back and SPANKED that virgin, round butt hard as he yelped out loud and scampered off back into the sunshine.

He blushed from the attention as he walked towards his room as all the resort members were commenting on his butt, wolf-whistling and congratulating him. Calling him a stud hahaha.

He was a virgin no longer shortly after lol.

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