Heh, my ndad. What a character. I was casually visiting him (go to college and live in another town) and I made a picture of my grand piano, which he uses as a desk, even though I ask him not to always. Grand pianos aren't exactly cheap ya know, and I'm a conservatory piano student; my grand is my most precious posession, slowly rotting away at his house until I find means to store it properly. Well I put said pictre on facebook with a witty remark on how at my former home we like expensive glorified furniture. I don't even make a personal remark at my dad, it's all fun and games with harmless irony in the comments. Until my dad saw the picture and commented. He isn't very bright and I always took solace in his utter stupidity. He was the kind of guy who kept appearances. But in his comment he starts ranting at how I dare disrespect him and that all my friends who commented on the photo were not real friends but imbiciles, that he always provides for me (even though I've been financially independent for 2 years now) and that I cost him all of his money and that I'm the reason he's always struggling to get by. That none have the right to criticize his home and so on. I lol'd, thinking to myself 'so the monster's been exposed' and left the comment there for the world to see him as he really is. I stopped him letting get to me long ago. Anyways, it doesn't help you with your situation but it reminded me of this particular occasion so I thought I'd share it. I enjoy him making a fool out of himself, convinced that he 'thought me a lesson' as he later claimed. He's despicable but dim-witted so I keep in contact to encourage dumb ideas he has, making him look bad. Nothing dramatic. Just things like "Son, do you think that 20 year old nurse would suck my dick?" (He's 72 and fancies himself quite the ladies man), and I would say "yeah dad totally go for it Im sure you'll have a chance!". So blinded by his delusional perception of reality, he doesn't pick up the sarcasm. Enfin, I like watching the scenarios unravel. Its how I deal.