What's the weirdest sex dream you ever had?

Sometimes it's just as awkward on the other end.

A coworker of mine had a dream about herself and I. She's a very nice person and a good coworker but I had ZERO interest in her and very much considered her a friend. It was not at all something I expected.

She told me about the dream: Apparently she cheated on her husband with me. Then her husband found out and killed her, me, and her kids. Then her husband and my wife got married.

She told me about it the next morning and it was super awkward. I've never had someone tell me their sex dream, let alone one I was in! I didn't know how to react. She avoided me for a couple of weeks afterward.

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