I want to be a househusband. I love to cook and my Grandmother showed me how to garden and cook because she was a depression baby. I'm handy as fuck as I am middle aged now and have seen just about anything that can go wrong with a house. If I can't fix it right there I know how it can be done by calling the right people within 30 minutes. All the projects that need to be done will only take up a 3rd of my time instead of the second 3rd at night or on the weekends because I can do them while the kids are at school. And if I need help on something I just wait till the boy gets home and tell him to help me before he jumps on the xbox. I won't be up at all hours of the night worrying about submitting my resume for the 50th time because all jobs are online apps only and they all use their own god damned service for inputting resumes....... I could sleep soundly, grow my beard out like I was in Duck Dynasty and just worry about the homestead. Make good ass food to eat everyday and game whenever I want. Fuck the 1950s housewife, I want to be a 2018 househusband.