Well, like the rest of the first world excluding 2 countries, I put my toilet paper money into a bidet.

Also, china is not capitalistic, yet they are pretty fucking efficient. Explains why we outsource a shit ton of jobs to China, cough, profits, cough. Seems like those sweatshops in Vietnam are pretty efficient as well.

And that's hilarious, you think I can plant trees. Even if I wanted to do it for free, all the land is privately owned. And to get the seeds for the trees, I'd have to buy someone's because I'm not allowed the means of producing goods without paying a price. I'd have to buy land from someone, buy seeds from someone, buy wood from someone for posts, etc. So making toilet paper already is impossible to do without capitalism interfering because everything is privately owned. It's almost as if I'm forced to buy things I could produce but am restricted.

You have this illusion of choice when it comes to capitalism. Or they make the alternatives exceedingly unreasonable.