'OH YEA BUDDY SWING LEFT.'

Jordy D Swings left loud ring over mic and we have our winner!!

It was February on the streets of Washington PC and I like cheese. Anyway the street was cold.

Over the news today, another person got sent to the t-bone shack, it was too poor in funding so he died, no one cared about him. You have to admit, for that brief second Jordy D swung his hand he cared about HIM a whole lot.

Washington PC was such a small place everyone came to watch the next fight, even the senators thought it be a cool idea. Well damn the cold it was going to be a good fight and ole family wholesome event to watch.

'JORDY D SUNG A LEFT, NO HE SWUNG UP A KICK TO THE BALLS, oooooh.'

everyone wanted a speech so Jordy D removed his legs from said balls.

"I am Jordy D." Everyone, and I mean everyone, wrote in their notebooks feverishly "I am the President of this little park." everyone is a little confused what he is saying, but go on... "There I was, I swung left like he told me to, and I kick like, YOU RIGHT THERE- YOU TOLD ME TO, and I knocked out this here retard and I was careful not to break the glass with this guy." 'Some people left.' "When are we going to get more retards?"

Another night fighting and Jordy D was exhausted, he retire to the staircase of a 'house,' until someone came up to him passionately and said...

"You don't mean about those screams about those eh retards do you?" "Of course I did! They have to be punched and stuff." "Well see thats where you're wrong my primate champion, you little goose and sick sack of shit, we haven't had retards since got know when and if you keep thinkin' like that then we have you wired all wrong." "I'm going to bed." said Jordy D "Don't you get it, there ain't no bed for you tonight you retard, the new bed we put up for you ain't fighting you and you gotta go kick it like a Muay Thai fighter. I'm so disappointed Jordy D but you made me good money tonight fighting some imaginary gang rapers that I'm going to let you live."

And the zoo keeper let Jordy D live until he was old, and then both of them died in a tragic accident because people don't like prejudice in this new world as soon as they figured it was prejudice. No in this new world there were no presidents except for the self-proclaimers, Everyone's mind seem to be interlinked except for Jordy D's and the zoo keeper's. It must of have been eternity until Jordy D and the zoo keeper was bought back to life by a glitch.