3. [WP]You wake up to find yourself by 7 dwarves and a horny dude

[WP]You wake up to find yourself by 7 dwarves and a horny dude

"So who's this now?" muttered Grumpy, staring down at me. I blinked, and sat up, glared at him blearily. "Eh! Sunshine! What are you looking at?"

"M-my name's Snow-white..." I managed, stunned. "And w-who are you?"

"Grumpy. Happy, come over here! Some mutt just ended up here!"

"Mutt? Do I look like an animal? I can to talk to animals."

"Well that's neat!" said a second man. "I'm Happy! Don't mind Grumpy over here! He's always in a sour mood." I glanced over at Grumpy, who returned the stare. He was not happy.

"Who else is here?" I asked Happy. He seemed much more approachable.

"Well," he said, "there's Sleepy over there. Sleepy! Come here!"

Sleepy wandered over, his eyelids half-closed. "Good morning," he yawned, waving.

"And Bashful..."

Bashful waved, his cheeks red in embarrassment. "Hello," he croaked.

"And let's not forget Dopey! He doesn't talk, but just imagine he's saying hi."

Dopey waved, and gave me an ear to ear grin. I returned the smile.

"And---"

"A-choo!" came a voice. Happy laughed.

"And sneezy! As you can see the names are self explanatory. We like to keep it simple, us seven dwarfs."

"Seven?" I asked. "There's only six of you."

"What?" said Happy in surprise. "Oh! Doc said he had found somebody today! Perhaps he didn't mean you. Hold on... Doc! Doc, can you come here?"

Doc entered the room. "My, oh my, what is it? I-I was just inspecting our new guest!"

"Inspecting?" asked Grumpy. "'Cause we ALL inspect our guests!"

"Oh yes, of course most people don't, but I just had to make sure everything was all right with his...body..." His face turned red. "I'm sorry. I just saw this horny dude on Omegle, and he asked me to check out his body, and..."

"And what?" asked Grumpy. "What is it? Doc, why would you check out a horny dude's body?" He ran up and swung at Doc, his fist connecting with Doc's jaw. Doc staggered back, stunned.

"I was just concerned," mumbled Doc. "What's wrong with you Grumpy?"

"You just had sex with some horny guy!" screamed Grumpy.

"What?" said Doc. "Goodness no! I did not have sex with him!"

"Then what..." began Grumpy. "What were you doing checking out his body?"

"Oh! You misunderstand! Follow me!" We followed Doc down the tunnel, until we saw this horny dude he was talking about. "Look! Horny dude!"

I stared stunned. Before me was a man, covered head to scale with horns. Doc shook his head.

"See? Horny dude. So I didn't have sex!"

Just as Doc said this, the horny dude looked up at me. "Hey Doc," he said. "Who's this chick? She down for a threesome?"

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