A KKK, conservative, US marine, creationist, pro-life Westboro-Baptist-Church goer and homophobic gun shop-owner professor was teaching a class on Theology. “Before the class begins, you must put your hands together and pray to Jesus Christ, and accept that you are sinners and that he is your lord and savior”

At this moment, an enlightened, euphoric, and intelligent atheist, who never had a girlfriend because he was such a nice guy, and had spent some time making quotes and was immersed in the teachings of Darwin stood up, and took off his walmart fedora that his mom got him for his birthday... “How old is this fedora?”

The narrow-minded professor sneered in a rather republican manner and cockily replied “5000 years, you bigoted atheist” “Wrong. It’s 4.6 billion years old. Last night I was doing weed since it was so healthy and stuff and cures cancer, and while I was high, I realized that God didn't exist and the Bible was a lie" The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the King James Bible. He stormed out of the room sobbing uncontrollably, partly because of him being proven wrong and partly because the atheist was so damn awesome looking in his fedora that he might now be gay.

The student’s applauded and all registered democrat that day and renounced all phony religions. A cat named “Mao Tse-tsung” ran into the room and sat on a copy of Darwin’s Origin of The Species and shed a tear. Several biology text-books were read, and Neil Degrasse Tyson showed up and was elected president.

The professor later quit to spend more time at his favorite gun range, where his gun accidently shot backwards and killed him because guns are dangerous.