3 weeks in, females noticing me - but I am also noticing everything female

I'm on a lunch break at law school. Kind of tired, but I have about 10 minutes. I'll take a shot at it.

  1. Your position is that I am losing an argument. I never had one. Is this a millennial definition of argument (i.e., confrontation, non-people pleasing) or an actual logic gap between facts and conclusion? My only "argument," if you insist on my having one, was that your spelling was incorrect. It was designed to question the credibility of your argument, that whoever "ur" was intended for was "retarded." See what I did there?

  2. What, exactly does the picture prove on your end? What's the point of it? Maybe you can attach a link to urban dictionary's definition of "neckbeard" to keep us all in the know? No offense, but whoever's responsible for your information—I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, I hope you're not making this up as you go—can explain. I'm sure it means something worthwhile to someone living in their mom's basement.

  3. Let's give you the point on the scoreboard and assume what I think you're trying to say, that a neckbeard thing to say means essentially how unsexy it is to correct someone's spelling. Is that it? You never countered my offense, which, in the end, at best, means it's a tie. I take it you concede you can't spell. Why not just say that?

3a. How exactly is imgur (did I spell that right?, I'll spot you a point if not) a definitive declaration of your point. You know what I think is retarded? You're assuming A) I have a neckbeard, B) That I am unsexier than you because I take the time to spell words we agreed upon in the English language, and C) both these things combined make me inferior. Nice one.

  1. I don't have a neckbeard. I shave daily with a straight razor.

  2. I mention sexy, because that's the real punchline, the image of the guy's t-shirt juxtaposed with the image? I see your friend thought it was a good deal. Nice. Here's my proposal—you throw up pictures of girls you actually had sex with, and I'll show you mine. I think that's fair. That would be my affirmative defense to your "hey man correcting spelling is unsexy" thing you got going on.

ABBREVIATED VERSION:

Stop being a faggot and take a joke.

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