I wanted to piss in their cereal but no they're too fucking fancy for cereal. No they have a big pile of croissants and wine and a pool. God forbid Ig et lonely and the only subreddit that applies to my horribly strange situation I fell into happens to be full of people who brag like fucking vegans.

I posted here two weeks ago this big long post with lots of personal information and I deleted it for some reason and replaced it with this because I am so angry at how absolutely stupid this post is combined with my own emotional baggage. I mean look at it they didn't even bother to light the damn picture so I can't even see what's going on. Nobody is in the picture so he might just be really lonely and crazy (not unlike me) Do you know how hard it is to not see how the grass is greener on the other side of the fence enough as it is? Well how hard do you think it is when I accidentally saw your beautiful threesome breakfast. I love breakfast food. It's seriously my favourite meal of the day and I'm too sick to eat bacon and too sick to drink wine because my intestines are all messed up and you fucks. You know the last time I swam? I was 13. I'm 25 now and my life is shit and I don't have one person to drink wine and eat croissants with let alone one. I'm a horrible bought of depression and anxiety (agoraphobia bad) and I somehow found myself close friends with a married dude in an open marriage and it's fucking weird and hard to deal with maybe if I could overcome my depression and buy some motherfucking croissants none of this would matter but here I am looking at your motherfucking croissants and fuck what a stupid post.

I can't even shit talk the eggs because the lighting is so bad so all my hate is on those croissants.