Anyone know what this website is for?

It's a countdown until the territory loses control of the ACT and it returns to Federal control.

  1. When the countdown strikes zero inappropriate apartment development will cease.

  2. Crackheads will be relocated from Dickson to Karabar

  3. Landtax will disappear and rates will return to the lowest in Australia.

  4. Potholes will disappear and roadside verges will be mowed at appropriate intervals and will no longer be hiding spots for wallabies and snakes.

  5. Exhaust brakes on trucks in the ACT will be banned allowing suburbs adjoining Fyshwick industrial area to get some sleep.

  6. A new police station will be built at Narrabundah to control Bogans doing burnouts.

  7. The scrap metal recycling facility at Fyshwick will dramatically increase production and commence crushing impounded Harleys with obnoxious exhausts.

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