Can I tell you something that few would be able to?

Dying is hard. Take it from me, a 4-time suicide survivor. It's not like you think or like you see in movies. A lot of these people succeed by accident. More likely you'll end up damaged or hurt somehow.

I've learned that it's really just a hassle. I don't want to tell you "get help" or that other stuff because I hate that shit and I know that it doesn't mean much to someone who might be in that spot currently.

Seriously though, I wouldn't recommend messing with this. We're all here, and there isn't much to be done about it, love it or hate it. It's best just to ride it out even if it's in misery. Your time will come, as will mine. I like to think of life as a waiting room where I'm just waiting for my number to be called. Sounds defeated, I know, but that's kind of where I'm at and consider it an improvement over actively trying to kill myself.

You can't butt in line. Take a seat and wait with me, OK?