Gf wants to get intimate

Yes my friend there is it’s called the “wolf zone”. Famous therapist and philosopher Aaron Charlton devised a plan! To spend a year to create an erotic help guide for people in many scenarios if I recall yours is something along the lines of comfort not mentally but sexually yes very good now in order to achieve this you must first throw sex off the table and make the term sexually, become a whole new thing! What I mean is you want something else to be the new sexy! I’ll go by a personal example which I hope you follow becuase it’s a 99.9% chance of success (in my books) Ok let’s get started Step 1- Enjoy some alone time with said bitch Step 2- slide your fingers into her trousers and confirm if it is wet behind her buttox (Only continue if step 2 has been confirmed) Step 3- go to the bathroom and prepare a plastic bag on the ground and perform a squat stance and begin pooping onto the bag preferably wet poo like your bitches see step 2 was useful it comes full circle!
Step 4- charge at your bitch and throw the poop bag at her and like that her lust has struck her admiration for poo has begun and now you two may enjoy poop battles!

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