3. Marrying A Fellow CA

Marrying A Fellow CA

CA’s are gonna CA.

True, but one of my CA rules is to never get married and if I do happen to fuck someone raw and cumin them she is going to down a shot with a Plan B in it the next morning. I don't mind ruining my own life but fucking ruining the lives of anyone else.

I didn't just make up this rule one night either I have dated two single moms where we got into serious but luckily they started showing their craziness early (as did I) so we never even considered marriage. I will tell a girl I am never going to marry her right to her face. And honestly if I'm the guy you think would make for anything other than a dysfunctional, neglectful, and overall shitty father you are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Just FYI most of this post is directed to CA's with kids. If I knew a CA and genuinely fell in love with her but she was unable to have children I might marry her but only if she wanted to. We don't need a marriage license to destroy our lives together

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